Nittering nabobs of nadiric notions!
Clattering calliopes! cacophonous calling cards of conventional claptrap!
Ankle-deep in angst, Narcissus-X protests!
Have none understood? Have none comprehended? Have None But the Lonely Heart is available now! Just eight dollars and ninety nine cents, plus shipping and handling! Operators are standing by! Cary and Ethel and Pyotr piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Cary? Carrie? Carry! Carry Me back to Old Virginny is a Bland song. Literally.
Why would anyone want to pickle a pepper, of all things?
Pepper, pickle, Piper, Peter, Pyotr, protest!
Cryogenic caverns of crystalline coruscance! Sailing a frozen sea, under an obsidian sky, Narcissus-X avers the ascendance of art!